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This Day In History: March 15, 44 BCE
On which Gaius Julius Caesar has a very bad day. He'll Miss The Senate St. Patrick's Day Party For Sure
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Meet Tardsie!
By Smaktakula Tardsie Has Long Been An Advocate For The Less Fortunate. Much of the hard work which makes Promethean Times such a magical family experience occurs behind the scenes. Our small,...
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Cunning Runt Realizes Babysitter Fantasy
By Smaktakula This Crafty Homunculus Devised A Way To Ensure He Was Molested By The Babysitter Every Time. People said Mark Anthony Richardson, Jr. was stupid. A loser. A Do-nothing. The authorities...
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Promethean Times Reminds You To Beware The Ides Of March
By Smaktakula If the advice was good enough for Gaius Julius Caesar, it’s good enough for you. It Was True Then; It's True Now.
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Putting The Italian Army To Good Use
By Smaktakula In Every Possible Sense, These Days Are Long Gone. Have you heard about the new Italian rifle? It’s never been fired and only dropped once. Jokes like this hoary old chestnut have lately...
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Tardsie: Return To Sender
By Smaktakula Tardsie, Where The Hell Are You? Oh, happy day!–we’ve just received word from the Shelby County Sheriff’s Department that our beloved Editor-In-Chief, Tardsie D. Bagg, has been found...
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How Rome Has Fallen!
By Smaktakula This Is Kinda Like When A Chick Uses A Seven-Year-Old Picture For Her Facebook Profile. C'Mon, We Wanna See What You Look Like Now! It’s been an awful long time since anyone was afraid of...
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Headlines: Get On Your Knees And Fight Like A Man
By Smaktakula How Conceited Are The Folks In South Haven?–They Clearly Believe Their Shit Don’t Stink. You can read the articles if you want. We didn’t. We’re just talking about the headlines. *** 11...
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